Yesterday, Jerry came up with a very ingenious theory on why mosquitoes bite. Not knowing the difference between the male and female of the species, Jerry has devised a very logical explanation. I told him that only the little mosquitoes bite so the kids would stop freaking out at the large male mosquito on our bathroom wall.
So, what is Jerry's reason?
Here it is.... (drum roll, please)
The little mosquitoes do the biting because they haven't grown up yet like their parents and so they don't know any better.
Well, now you know why the little mosquitoes do all the blood sucking. Have a great day!